Subject: FW: New by Ben and Jerry 's
New by Ben and Jerry 's !
Half vanilla, half chocolate, surrounded by fruits and nuts
In honor of the 44th President of the United States ,
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream has issued a new flavor, " Barocky Road "
Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded by Nuts and Fruits.
The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient.
The Nuts and Fruits are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The Cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone,
but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the
person in line behind you that did not pay anything for it.
Thus, you are left with an empty wallet, no change,
holding an empty cone, and with no hope of getting any ice cream.
Aren't you feeling stimulated?