Subject: FW: Maxine

Forced Healthcare - Short 'n sweet . . . . . .

Subject: FW: ObamaNation

Joe Biden: Is it true you want to replace me with Hillary for 2012?
Barack Obama: Nonsense, Joe!  She's the exact opposite of you.  I'd never go for someone like that.
Joe Biden: What do you mean?
Barack Obama: You make me look good by comparison and no one would risk getting rid of me with you there.
Joe Biden: Thanks, Barry!  That's the nicest thing anyone ever...  Hey, wait a second!

Subject: FW: Maxine's Solution to Senior Health Care Under the Obama Care Program

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.  
You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.  Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth, no problem.  Need glasses, great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care.  
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.  

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

Subject: FW: Australian Cartoons these are the best

Which one has Barack Obama refused to meet with?
Ahmadinejad   Chavez   Castro   Kim Jong-IL   Fox News debate moderator

Who are those people?
Folks who want to lead the war on terror!
(people up a tree)

Okay, that's one.  But can you give me TWO good reasons to expand US Spy Authority?

Do you want the truth?
I can't handle the truth!

If only there was a viable reliable alternative source of energy that is low in greenhouse gas emissions and plentiful.
GREEN / Nuclear

...And the star spangled banner
In triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free
BECAUSE of the brave

Iran cockroach

Congress stabbing troops in the back

Suicide of the West
Islam Liberalism

I may be a democrat, but I'm still a patriotic American.  I suppor the troops and I will never never never never never never never never  Let you down.
OOOOO Subsidized peanuts!

Subject: FW: Red Ink Spill

red ink spill Washington, DC

Oil spill

Subject: FW: It's a trap!

OMG. I JUST REALIZED THAT "ACKBAR" AND "BARACK" ARE ANAGRAMS OF EACH OTHER. IT'S A TRAP!

Subject: FW: Arizona Illegals

Welcome to Arizona

Birth certificate...  Proof of citizenship...

Subject: FW: Obama Strikes Again

Subject: FW: Obama Akbar!

Obama Akbar!
Healthcare

The suicide bomber

Subject: FW: It will pass

It will pass. (big pill)

That's what I'm afraid of.

Subject: FW: Steamroller

"Hello!  our first patient!"

public opinion

Subject: FW: Hope and Chains

We need some more money?

Hope...

OK!  Sign here!

... And chains...

CHINA LOANS

Subject: FW: The Barackfather

I'm going to make them a health reform offer they can't refuse... or understand

Subject: FW: Obamacare

Obamacare
Side effects include:
* Socialism
* High Deficits
* Denied Coverage
* Abortions
* Fewer Doctors
* Death Panels

Subject: FW: Say Aaahh!

'

Say AAAHH!

Listen...  If you can't open wider to swallow this we might have to try your other end.

Subject: FW: GOVERNMENT FLOW CHART

Governmental Flow Chart
Obama
Pelosi Reid
House Senate
All of us

Subject: FW: The Obama Presidency: Year One

HOPE
NOPE
Obama agenda divides nation

Subject: FW: Transparency

Subject: FW: Speaking of recessions...

Speaking of recessions...  HOPE Hope hope

Subject: FW: Pulling the curtain back

Pulling the curtain back on the wizard

I am the great and powerful Ozbama...  Uh, look!  Greedy bankers!!

Subject: FW: Hydrogen Barackside

This cartoon originated nearly 3 months ago in Scotland .  It looks like most of the world is laughing at our current nation's leadership.

Messianic Pharmaceuticals
- Kills capitalism on contact
- Kills jobs on contact
- Stimulates marxist tendancies
- No oversight needed
- Endorsed by unions

For the general destruction of wealth.  If you catch a nasty case of free market capitalism, try hydrogen barackside - it will cure you of all your money issues.  Our solution is right on the marx!!

Warning: Keep away from wallet when opening

Subject: FW: Right to remain silent

"You have the right to remain silent.  You have the right to a lawyer..."
U.S.S. Pacific WW2

Subject: FW: Obama's Domino Effect

The Domino Effect
New Jersey
Virginia
New York
Gitmo
Mass
Healthcare
Cap n Tax
Kalid Sheik Muhammad

Subject: FW: The Buck Stops THERE!

The Buck Stops There

Subject: FW: New Obama Security Terror Color Code

The New O-land security terror color code!
Green: Naive: Terrorists: Can we talk?
Blue: Misguided: Release Gitmo terrorists
Yellow: Insane: Bow before Saudi king
Orange: Epie Fail: Is that a bomb in your underwear or do you have gas?
Red: Kaboom!: Bush's fault

Subject: FW: More???

More?
In 10 years you'll be broke
Obama-care
Overflowing costs

Subject: FW: The Ball Drop

Dropping the National Security ball.

Subject: FW: 12 Letter Word

Crossword:
What's a 12 letter word for Partisan...  Behind closed doors... Vote at 1AM?
TRANSPARENCY!

Subject: FW: Sore Throat

If your child has a sore throat the doctor might make more money by taking out his tonsils.

Sore throat.

Subject: FW: Finally passed something

Obama: "I'm Glad to see you finally passed something."
Reid: "It was historic."

Subject: FW: Obama Grinch

But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick.
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's some coverage here that you'll need by your side.
So I'm taking it home to Washington, my dear,
I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the child.  Then he patted her on the head.
And he got her a drink and sent her to bed.

Santa: Aren't you a bit old to believe in make-believe figures?
Obama: Are... Are you saying there's no such thing as 'saved jobs'?

Subject: FW: Could we speed this up?

Could we speed this up?  My bradley fighting vehicle is double-parked

Subject: FW: CLEAR!!!

Health Care Reform
Paddles

Subject: FW: Future Obama Prizes

President Obama is Awarded...
- Nobel Prize for Future Peace Accomplishments
- Bass Fishing Tourney Trophy for Futre Catch
- Pillsbury Bake-Off Award for Future Pound Cake
- Mr. Universe Title for Future Muscles