Subject: FW: NW-Austin-Texas-Glenn-Beck-Meet-Up-Group] This should be read in the health care debate: Conservative versus liberal

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! If you forward it you are a conservative!!!!
 
If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
 
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
 
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
 
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
 
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
 
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. 
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
 
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
 
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
 
Well, I forwarded it to you.