A Little Black Girl
 
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it
slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "Since you are a Negro, do you
think that So-called President Elect Barack Obama is qualified for the
job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do
you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, ! I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies,
"Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama... when
you don't know shit?"