# Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Subject: FW: Sore Throat

If your child has a sore throat the doctor might make more money by taking out his tonsils.

Sore throat.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 2:42:24 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Finally passed something

Obama: "I'm Glad to see you finally passed something."
Reid: "It was historic."

Wednesday, December 23, 2009 2:40:54 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Twas the Night before Obamacare

‘Twas the Night before Obamacare’
by Ralph Alter


Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Senate
All the Dems were conniving
To defy public sentiment

The amendments were all gutted
By the scoundrels who dared
To please St. Obama
And pass Public Health Care.

The Solons worked on, away from their beds
As permanent majorities danced in their heads.
Their supporters all snug in their pointed tin caps
Roused old Leahy and Sanders from their regular naps.

Though tea-parties and bloggers aroused so much clatter
The Senators paid them no mind and no matter.
Any doubters amongst them were bribed in a flash
Of porcine amendments infusing fresh cash.

Despite Global Warming and 2 feet of new snow
And the woeful State Media’s lack of desire to know,
Harry Reid’s minions stood up to the test
And donned their political suicide vests.

The loons trudged on through the new fallen snow
To determine exactly how much lower than low
Their ratings could plunge, when what should appear
But Ben Nelson willing to end his career!

With their little old driver, so wan and enfeebled,
It had to be the Senate Majority Leader.
Slicker than weasels his minions they came
Harry coughed and he mumbled and called them by name:

“Now Schumer! Now Boxer! Now Baucus and Tester!
On Burris, on Durbin!  On Franken and Specter!
Let’s cover abortions, illegals and make
A giant bureaucracy the people’s money to take.

With arm-twisting and goodies they moved t’ward their goal
To find 60 Senators and purchase their souls.
So down to their chambers the fuglemen rallied
This white Christmas Eve to determine the tally.

And then in a hissing we heard on the floor,
More lies and dissembling than ever before,
As I pressed the remote and studied the screen
At the podium appeared Harry Reid’s pallid mien.

He sagged ‘neath the currency spilling from each
Pocket and sleeve as he reached
To dispense all the largesse in hand
To every vote-bringer from all over the land.

His eyes sunk and hollow, his furrow so creased
You couldn’t tell if he were deceased,
His yellowish teeth clenched tightly he gnashed
As he parcelled out wads of Obamacare cash.

He had a gaunt face and bend in his back
From years of portraying a partisan hack.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
And filled 60 stockings with earmarks and perks.

He slunk to the podium, to his team gave a scowl
And proceeded to reckon the tally most foul.
Jamming both middle fingers in front of his face
He let America know who won the Health Care debate.

His team slunk in servitude, resigned to their fate
Come November where elections await,
They mumbled in unison, as the tally rolled in
“Bah Humbug America! Let the Death Panels begin!”

 

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# Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Subject: FW: Obama Grinch

 

But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick.
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's some coverage here that you'll need by your side.
So I'm taking it home to Washington, my dear,
I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the child.  Then he patted her on the head.
And he got her a drink and sent her to bed.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009 6:49:59 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, December 21, 2009

Subject: FW: Anatomy of a Failed Presidency - Worth Reading!

Anatomy of a Failed Presidency

       The following is an interesting article and I wonder how long Dr. Hunt can remain at NIH once the powers that be get wind of this article. 
 
      Dr. Hunt is a social and cultural anthropologist.  He has had nearly 30 years experience in planning, conducting, and managing research in the field of youth studies, and drug and alcohol research. Currently Dr. Hunt is a Senior Research Scientist at the Institute for Scientific Analysis and the Principal Investigator on three National Institutes on Health projects. He is also a writer for American Thinker. 
 
      
 Another Failed Presidency

      An article from American Thinker by Geoffrey P. Hunt 
 
      Barack Obama is on track to have the most spectacularly failed presidency since Woodrow Wilson.  In the modern era, we've seen several
   failed presidencies--led by Jimmy Carter and LBJ.  Failed presidents have   one strong common trait-- they are repudiated, in the vernacular, spat out.
 
 

    Of course, LBJ wisely took the exit ramp early, avoiding a shove into oncoming traffic by his own party.  Richard Nixon indeed resigned in disgrace, yet his reputation as a statesman has been partially restored by   his triumphant overture to China 20. 
 
      But, Barack Obama is failing.  Failing big.  Failing fast. And failing everywhere: foreign policy, domestic initiatives, and most importantly, in
 forging connections with the American people. The incomparable Dorothy Rabinowitz in the Wall Street Journal put her finger on it: He is failing because he has no understanding of the American people, and may indeed loathe them. Fred Barnes of the Weekly Standard says he is failing because he has lost control of his message, and is overexposed.  Clarice Feldman of  American Thinker produced a dispositive commentary showing that Obama is  failing because fundamentally he is neither smart nor articulate; his 
intellectual dishonesty is conspicuous by its audacity and lack of shame. 


 
     
But, there is something more seriously wrong: How could a new president riding in on a wave of unprecedented promise and goodwill have forfeited his tenure and become a lame duck in six months?  His poll ratings are in free fall.  In generic balloting, the Republicans have now seized a five point advantage.  This truly is unbelievable.  What's going on? 
 
  
     
No narrative. Obama doesn't have a narrative.  No, not a narrative about himself.  He has a self-narrative, much of it fabricated, cleverly disguised or written by someone else.  But this self-narrative is isolated and doesn't connect with us.  He doesn't have an American narrative that draws upon the rest of us.  All successful presidents have a narrative about the American character that intersects with their own where they display a command of history and reveal an authenticity at the core of their personality that resonates in a positive endearing way with the majority of Americans. We admire those presidents whose narratives not only touch our own, but who seem stronger, wiser, and smarter than we are.  Presidents we admire are aspirational peers, even those whose politics don't align exactly with our own: Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Harry Truman, Ike, and Reagan. 
 
 
     
But not this president. It's not so much that he's a phony, knows nothing about economics, and is historically illiterate and woefully small minded for the size of the task--all contributory of course.  It's that he's not one of us.  And whatever he is, his profile is fuzzy and devoid of content, like a cardboard cutout made from delaminated corrugated paper.    Moreover, he doesn't command our respect and is unable to appeal to our own common sense. His notions of right and wrong are repugnant and how things work just don't add up. They are not existential. His descriptions of the world we live in don't make sense and don't correspond with our experience. 
 
 
     
In the meantime, while we've been struggling to take a measurement of this man, he's dissed just about every one of us--financiers, energy producers, banks, insurance executives, police officers, doctors, nurses, hospital administrators, post office workers, and anybody else who has a non-green job.  Expect Obama to lament at his last press conference in 2012:
 "For those of you I offended, I apologize.  For those of you who were not offended, you just didn't give me enough time; if only I'd had a second term, I could have offended you too." 
 
 
     
Mercifully, the Founders at the Constitutional Convention in 1787 devised a useful remedy for such a desperate state--staggered terms for both houses of the legislature and the executive.  An equally abominable Congress can get voted out next year.  With a new Congress, there's always hope of legislative gridlock until we vote for president again two short years after that. 
 
  
    
Yes, small presidents do fail, Barack Obama among them.  The coyotes howl but the wagon train keeps rolling along. 
 
      Margaret Thatcher: "The trouble with Socialism is, sooner or later you run out of other people's money." 
 
      "When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both." - James Dale Davidson, National Taxpayers Union 
 
      "The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." - Tacitus 
 
      "A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own." - Unknown

 

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Subject: FW: Sign in Restroom

Sign in Restroom.

 
In the washroom in the airport I saw a handwritten sign  posted over one of those  


Hot air hand dryers that read:
Please push button
 and listen For a short message From the President!"

There's nothing like "hot air" and the smell of Fresh crap to give you that true Obama presence!!!!

Monday, December 21, 2009 9:21:44 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |