# Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Subject: FW: Redneck Word for Today: Obama

I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self!

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Subject: FW: Obama, McCain and Hillary go to Heaven

Obama, McCain and Hillary Die And Go To Heaven

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?" Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long." God again looks down and this time says, "You can sit to my right side."

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
Obama smiled and replied, "I think you're in my seat."

ego | god | hillary clinton | joke
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:06:19 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
Duh

Subject: FW: Duh

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today..

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA !

Y'all gotta keep this one circulating, please!

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# Monday, December 28, 2009

Subject: FW: 12 Letter Word

 

Crossword:
What's a 12 letter word for Partisan...  Behind closed doors... Vote at 1AM?
TRANSPARENCY!

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Subject: FW: WW II Battleship sailor tells Obama to shape up or ship out!

 

(This venerable and much honored WW II vet is well known in Hawaii for his seventy-plus years of service to patriotic organizations and causes all over the country. A humble man without a political bone in his body, he has never spoken out before about a government official, until now. He dictated this letter to a friend, signed it, and mailed it to the president.)

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/haroldestes.asp ...................... this is authentic. 

 

Dear President Obama,      

         

My name is Harold Estes, approaching 95 on December 13 of this year.  People meeting me for the first time don't believe my age because I remain wrinkle free and pretty much mentally alert.

I enlisted in the U.S. Navy in 1934 and served proudly before, during, and after WW II, retiring as a Master Chief Bos'n Mate.  Now I live in a "rest home" located on the western end of Pearl Harbor , allowing me to keep alive the memories of 23 years of service to my country.

 

One of the benefits of my age, perhaps the only one, is to speak my mind, blunt and direct, even to the head man. So here goes...

 

I am amazed, angry and determined not to see my country die before I do, but you seem hell bent not to grant me that wish.

 

I can't figure out what country you are the president of. You fly around the world telling our friends and enemies despicable lies like:

             " We're no longer a Christian nation"

             " America is arrogant" (Your wife even

                 announced to the world, " America is mean-

                 spirited."  Please tell her to try preaching

                 that nonsense to 23 generations of our

                 war dead, buried all over the globe, who

                 died for no other reason than to free a

                 whole lot of strangers from tyranny and

                 hopelessness.)

I'd say shame on the both of you, but I don't think you even like America, nor do I see an ounce of gratefulness in anything you do for the obvious gifts this country has given you. To be without shame or gratefulness is a dangerous thing for a man sitting in the White House!

 

After 9/11 you said, " America hasn't lived up to her ideals."

Which ones did you mean? Was it the notion of personal liberty that 11,000 farmers and shopkeepers died for, to win independence from the British?  

 

Or maybe the ideal that no man should be a slave to another man, for which 500,000 men died in the Civil War? 

 

And I hope you didn't mean the ideal for which 470,000 fathers, brothers, husbands, and a lot of fellas I knew personally, died in

WW II, for we felt real strongly about not letting any nation push us around, because we stand for freedom.

 

I don't think you mean the ideal that says equality is better than discrimination. You know, the one that a whole lot of white people understood when they helped to get YOU elected.

 

Take a little advice from a very old geezer, young man! Shape up and start acting like an American!  

 

If you don't, I'll do whatever I can to see that you get shipped out of that fancy rental on Pennsylvania Avenue .  You were elected to lead... not to bow, apologize, and kiss the hands of murderers and corrupt leaders who still treat their people like slaves.

 

And just who do you think you are, telling the American people not to jump to conclusions and condemn that Muslim Major who killed 13 of his fellow soldiers and wounded dozens more?! You mean you don't want us to do what you did when that white cop used force to subdue that black college professor in Massachusetts , who was putting up a fight? You didn't mind offending the police by calling them "stupid", but you don't want us to offend Muslim fanatics by calling them what they are - terrorists?!?

 

One more thing.... I realize you never served in the military, and never had to defend your country with your life; but you're the Commander-in-Chief now, son... DO YOUR JOB!!  When your battle-hardened Field General asks you for 40,000 more troops to complete their mission, give them to him. But if you're not in this fight to win, then get out! The life of ONE American soldier is not worth the BEST political strategy you have in mind.

 

You could be our greatest president because you face the greatest challenge ever presented to any president. But you're not going to restore American greatness by bringing back our bloated economy. That's not our greatest threat..  

 

Losing the heart and soul of who we are as Americans is our big fight now! And I sure as hell don't want to think that my PRESIDENT is the enemy, in this final battle.

 

Sincerely,

Harold B. Estes

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When a 95-year-old hero of the "Greatest Generation" stands up and speaks out like this, I think we owe it to him to send his words to as many Americans as we can. Please pass it on.

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# Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Subject: FW: Sore Throat

If your child has a sore throat the doctor might make more money by taking out his tonsils.

Sore throat.

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