# Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Subject: FW: Congressional Express

Congressional Express
Collective Spending Card
Spread the wealth * Until it's gone
Public Dependent In Government We Trust
Free Lunch
Change has come

Tuesday, January 05, 2010 6:53:47 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: More???

More?
In 10 years you'll be broke
Obama-care
Overflowing costs

Tuesday, January 05, 2010 6:47:36 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: The Ball Drop

 

Dropping the National Security ball.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010 6:46:13 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Subject: FW: Redneck Word for Today: Obama

I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:07:35 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Obama, McCain and Hillary go to Heaven

Obama, McCain and Hillary Die And Go To Heaven

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"

McCain takes a breath and then replies, "Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book." God looks down and then says, "You can sit to my left side."

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?" Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, "I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long." God again looks down and this time says, "You can sit to my right side."

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, "Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?"
Obama smiled and replied, "I think you're in my seat."

ego | god | hillary clinton | joke
Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:06:19 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
Duh

Subject: FW: Duh

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG )

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today..

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA !

Y'all gotta keep this one circulating, please!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009 7:01:03 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |