# Thursday, January 07, 2010

Subject: FW: Small Business people will LOVE this!

Did you happen to catch Glenn Beck's show?

 

He had a graph up that showed past presidents and the percentage of each president's cabinet appointees who had previously worked in the private sector.

 

You know a real life business, not a government job? Remember what that is? A private business??? The kind that need to actually “MAKE MONEY” to survive….not “SPEND” everyone else’s????? Where individuals actually have to WORK and don’t look for handouts!!!

 

Roosevelt - 38%

Taft - 40%

Wilson - 52%

Harding - 49%

Coolidge - 48%

Hoover - 42%

FDR - 50%

Truman - 50%

Eisenhower - 57%

Kennedy - 30%

LBJ - 47%

Nixon - 53%

Ford - 42%

Carter - 32%

Reagan - 56%

GHWB - 51%

Clinton - 39%

GWB - 55%

 

And the WINNER WINNER Chicken Dinner is.........................

 

Obamanos – a smooth 8% !!!! I know I’m STUNNED????

 

YEP, EIGHT PERCENT!!!!!!!!!!!! And these are the loons holding a "job summit"? This ought to go really well!!!!

 

I'm gonna go out on a limb here, I know, but I'm gonna go ahead and predict.... WE'RE SCREWED!!!!!


 

So, HEY, how's that "Hope n Change" workin out for ya ?

Thursday, January 07, 2010 9:35:08 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Love the t-shirt

This should be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans, EVERYONE!!

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,

It is now official you are ALL corrupt morons:

The U.S. Post Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke. 
Social Securitywas established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is broke. 
Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is broke. 
War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the poor" and they only want more. 
Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 44 years to get it right and they are broke. 
Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is broke. 
The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.  

You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars

AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARESYSTEM??

Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the e-mails of some of our "duly elected' and their staff (they never read anything) will clue them in on how American's feel.

Thursday, January 07, 2010 8:40:21 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Anticipation

 

With breathless anticipation, the crowd awaits the unveiling of the Obama statue.

Thursday, January 07, 2010 8:33:45 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Subject: FW: New Obama Security Terror Color Code

 

The New O-land security terror color code!
Green: Naive: Terrorists: Can we talk?
Blue: Misguided: Release Gitmo terrorists
Yellow: Insane: Bow before Saudi king
Orange: Epie Fail: Is that a bomb in your underwear or do you have gas?
Red: Kaboom!: Bush's fault

Wednesday, January 06, 2010 7:08:16 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Look whats on 2010 Income Tax return!!!!! Urgent!!!

Gun owners... look what's on the 2010 tax return....                                                                  
                                                                                                                        
 As if we didn't have enough to get upset about!  If you have a gun, I hope it isn't registered!                        
                                                                                                                        
 It begins... more Freedom gone...... the right to protect yourself and your family gone!  Now ALL GUNS must be listed  
 on your next (2010) tax return!                                                                                        
                                                                                                                        
                                                                                                                        
 Senate Bill SB-2099 will require us to put on our 2009 1040 federal tax form all guns that you have or own.            
 It will require fingerprints and a tax of $50 per gun.                                                                 
 This bill was introduced on 
February 24, 2009, by the Obama staff.  BUT, this bill will only become public knowledge   
 30 days after the new law becomes effective!  This is an amendment to the Internal Revenue Act of 1986.  This means    
 that the Finance Committee has passed this without the Senate voting on it at all.  Trust Obama?  You must be kidding! 
 The full text of the IRS amendment is on the U.S. Senate homepage: www.senate.gov.  You can find the bill by doing a   
 search by the bill number, SB-2099.  You know who to call; I strongly suggest you do.  Please send a copy of this      
 e-mail to every gun owner you know.                                                                                    
 Text of H.R.45 as Introduced in House: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009:                  
 www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h45/text                                                                                 
 Obama's Congress is now starting on the firearms confiscation bill..  If it passes, gun owners will become criminals   
 if you don't fully comply.                                                                                             
                                                                                                                        
 It has begun... Whatever Obama's "Secret Master Plan" is.... this is just the 'tip of the iceberg!'                    
                                                                                                                        
 Very Important for you to be aware of a new bill HR 45 introduced into the House. This is the Blair Holt Firearm       
 Licensing & Record of Sale Act of 2009.                                                                                
 Even gun shop owners didn't know about this because the government is trying to fly it under the radar as a 'minor'    
 IRS revision, and, as usual, the 'political' lawmakers did not read this bill before signing and approving it!         
                                                                                                                        
 To find out about this - go to any government website and type in HR 45 or Goggle HR 45 Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & 
 Record of Sales Act of 2009.  You will get all the information.                                                        
                                                                                                                        
 Basically this would make it illegal to own a firearm - any rifle with a clip or ANY pistol unless:  1) It is          
 registered  2) You are fingerprinted  3) You supply a current Driver's License  4) You supply your Social Security     
 number  5) You will submit to a physical & mental evaluation at any time of their choosing                             
 Each update change or ownership through private or public sale must be reported and costs $25.  Failure to do so you   
 automatically lose the right to own a firearm and are subject up to a year in jail.                                    
 There is a child provision clause on page 16 section 305 stating a child-access provision.  Gun must be locked and     
 inaccessible to any child under 18.  They would have the right to come and inspect that you are storing your gun       
 safely away from accessibility to children and fine is punishable for up to 5 years in prison..                        
                                                                                                                        
 If you think this is a joke - go to the website and take your pick of many options to read this...  It is long and     
 lengthy.  But, more and more people are becoming aware of this.  Pass the word along.  Any hunters in your family pass 
 this along.                                                                                                            
 This is just a "termite" approach to complete confiscation of guns and disarming of our society to the point we have   
 no defense - chip away a little here and there until the goal is accomplished before anyone realizes it.               
                                                                                                                        
 This is one to act on whether you own a gun or not..                                                                   
                                                                                                                        
 <Search Results - THOMAS (Library of Congress) <http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:H.R.45>; :                   
                                                                                                                        
 <H..R.45: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009 - U.S. Congress - OpenCongress <               
 http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h45/show>;                                                                         
                                                                                                                        
 <H.R. 45: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009 (GovTrack.us) <                                
 http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h111-45>;                                                                 
                                                                                                                        
 Please..... copy and send this out to EVERYONE in the 
USA , whether you support the Right to Bear Arms or are for gun  
 control. We all should have the right to choose.                                                                       
                                                                                       

Wednesday, January 06, 2010 7:04:15 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: WE DID IT!

I was on my way to invest more money at Home Depot this morning, trying to do my part to stimulate the economy.

 I found myself behind this little rice burner of a car bearing a bumper
 sticker that read;

"We did it!" - "Obama / Biden".

 I managed to pull along side of her at a red light about a half mile
down the road. I beeped my horn and gave her a big thumbs up.

 She rolled down her window and I said, "I love your bumper sticker!

 She heartily thanked me. And I quickly added, "It's really good that you are taking  responsibility for your mistake!"

She gave me the finger and drove off.

 Such a humorless bitch.

 

biden | joke
Wednesday, January 06, 2010 6:56:15 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |