The General is a quick thinker..  



President Obama was having that one, lone brief conversation this year with General McChrystal about Afghanistan. 

Things were obviously not going the way the General had hoped.  Obama could sense this, and told him, "I bet when I die, you'll piss on my grave." 

To which General McChrystal answers, "No sir, I've always said that when I get out of the Army, I'll never again wait in another line."

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George Bush Jr., a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap..

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.


The old lady thinks:
Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.


The blonde girl thinks:
Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.


Obama thinks:
Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.


George Bush thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Obama again.