# Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Subject: FW: It will pass

 

 

It will pass. (big pill)

That's what I'm afraid of.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:51:05 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Steamroller

 

"Hello!  our first patient!"

public opinion

Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:49:23 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Subject: FW: Hope and Chains

We need some more money?

Hope...

OK!  Sign here!

... And chains...

 

CHINA LOANS

Tuesday, March 23, 2010 7:07:10 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: Last Night's sting

Late Night

Obama Bashing
 
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
 
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.  
--- Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.  

--- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.  

--- Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. 

The other is for housing prisoners.  

--- David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean
and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A:  America !   

--- Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.  

--- Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.  

--- David Letterman

Tuesday, March 23, 2010 8:35:32 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 

Subject: FW: The Barackfather

 

I'm going to make them a health reform offer they can't refuse... or understand

Tuesday, March 23, 2010 5:50:05 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, March 22, 2010

Subject: FW: Obamacare

 

Obamacare
Side effects include:
* Socialism
* High Deficits
* Denied Coverage
* Abortions
* Fewer Doctors
* Death Panels

Monday, March 22, 2010 11:17:46 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |