Subject: FW: MY NEW TRUCK
I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama
Damn I love this truck...
Subject: FW: Obama Akbar!
Obama Akbar!Healthcare
The suicide bomber
Subject: FW: It will pass
It will pass. (big pill)That's what I'm afraid of.
Subject: FW: Steamroller
"Hello! our first patient!"
public opinion
Subject: FW: Hope and Chains
We need some more money?Hope...OK! Sign here!
... And chains...
CHINA LOANS
Subject: FW: Last Night's sting
Late Night
--- Conan O'BrienQ: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?A: A fund raiser.
--- Jay LenoQ: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
The other is for housing prisoners.
--- David LettermanQ: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?A: America !
--- Jimmy FallonQ: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?A: Bo has papers.
--- Jimmy KimmelQ: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
--- David Letterman
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