Subject: FW: OBAMA'S VISIT TO KENNEDY SPACE CENTER

THIS WAS SENT BY A GOOD FRIEND WHO RECEIVED IT FROM TWO FRIENDS WHO WORKED AT THE SPACE CENTER FOR MANY YEARS  G.R. ......(THE MESSAGE). . . 

Hi Friends:

Thought you all might like to know what the "visit" from the President to the workers at the Kennedy Space Center was really like. 

The day before the meeting,  a 747 landed and unloaded 6 limousines and a small army of his security staff. They drove 3 miles to the building where he would be, checked it out, then turned around and drove back and got into the 747 and left.  (Your tax dollars at work).  The meeting was held at one of  the smallest buildings on KSC.  All the staff in this building were told to stay home and not come to work.  Then only 40 guests were invited to hear him speak. ALL DIGNITARIES AND VIPS AND NOT ONE, I REPEAT NOT ONE, WORKER FROM  ALL THOSE THAT WORK HANDS ON  AND ACTUALLY WITH THE SHUTTLE WERE INVITED. 

It was so staged and phony, it just makes my blood boil.  Then that man said he wants to land on an asteroid!!!!   Idiot.  Here he is giving the Space Station to the Russians who want to charge us 100 million dollars per seat to fly one of our astronauts to the Space Station.  Rumor now has it that the last mission also may be canceled.  We really feel so bad for the workers
out there, some are still raising families and have bills to pay.  From the time his 747 landed to the speech given to the VIPS and return  to take off was about 90 minutes.  He was in a hurry to get to Miami where Gloria Esteban was having a rally for the Cubans.

So there you have it.  I will leave you with your own conclusions.  I sure have mine.

Subject: FW: Spelling lesson

A short spelling lesson:
 
1.    The last four letters in "American" = I Can
2.    The last four letters in "Republican" = I Can
3.    The last four letters in "Democrats" = Rats
End of Lesson. 

Test to follow in November. 
November will be set aside as rodent extermination month.

Subject: FW: Finally Something Useful

 First came the commemorative coins, then the T-shirts, and then the plates!


   Now, something for the rest of us...

   Use Sparingly...I find it irritates my ass!!!!

Barack Obama Toilet Paper

Subject: FW: "Coming Attractions"

The String      An economic stimulus swindle       ...They put the con in congress

Barack Obama Presents:   Apologize Now   World tour   Flogging America to appease our critics and enemies

Kamp Obama   Enroll your child today for a even more progressive tomorrow!  "surround and intimidate"  Acorn techniques  Punch back twice as hard  Learn the chicago way

Barack Obama's own French dressing
So much european socialist flavor you'll swear you're living in paris     Made with 100% deficit spending
Great when used liberally on almost everything
Roasted stimulus plan
Blanquette de health care
Nationalized banking a la barney
Bail out jubilee
Climate change kabob
Foreign policy tartar
Vive la changement!

Gee wiz these are swell!  Nobel prize in every box!
Cracker Jack
candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a nobel peace prize...  That's what you get in cracker jack!

Click your remotes away from fox news
The party demands you watch only state-approved media

American Voters presents The Three Stooges
Bo Blinky Harry
Destruction of a nation
You'll laugh, you'll cry, as the three most powerful people in america impose unchecked ultra-liberal policies on our country

A republican party production
Obamolini - The untold story
Fascist socialist communist kenyan nazi muslim
He'll kill your granny
He'll control your children's minds
He'll chew up your dog and spit it out
Death Panels - Be afraid  Very afraid

Subject: FW: I like it ... I want one

It's free to everyone who is gainfully employed and who will be footing the bill for someone else during the coming year!!! 
                            

So, be watching your mail box!!!