# Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Subject: FW: TWO COFFEES

Two Coffees

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.  'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.  'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'  Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds .

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man.  He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'Why no he answers, I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still .'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard.  Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'    'No, I am Jesus, the Christ...you will find Mohammed higher up. '

Mohammed higher than Jesus!  Man, oh man!  Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.  Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.  'No, my son.... I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.  Would you like a cup of coffee?"

Obama says, “Yes please”!  As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: "Hey Mohammed-two coffees!""

Keep your trust in God...your president is an idiot………

god | jesus | joke | muslim
Tuesday, March 29, 2011 8:16:17 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, March 28, 2011

Subject: FW: Spoted on OregonLive.com/forum

I HAVE THE PERFECT FIX FOR LIBYA AND THE U.S. ...

they want a new Muslim leader......

we send them OBAMA.....

FIX OUR PROBLEMS AND THIERS!

DONE!

Monday, March 28, 2011 6:11:41 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Friday, March 25, 2011

Subject: FW: NEW PISTOL FROM RUGER--Commemorative Issue

Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of Obama. It will be named the “Union Worker”. 

It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it !

joke | Ruger | union
Friday, March 25, 2011 5:45:03 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Subject: FW: Presidents Visit

I couldn’t resist…………Visit To The Troops

 

I heard the President's visit to the troops didn't go so well...

 

Obama on tricycle crying chased by tanks

Oh yes, you are going to forward this, aren't you!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 8:28:54 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Monday, March 14, 2011

Subject: FW: OBAMA IS WORRIED ABOUT EGYPT (Cartoon)

2009 Nobel Peace Prize Winner -- 

 

Look, we need to do something about this Egypt thing.  If our own citizens realize they can just toss out their leader for being a worthless idiot then I could be next!

Hmmm, yes... I see what you mean.

Monday, March 14, 2011 8:26:52 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Friday, March 11, 2011

Subject: FW: DEMOCRAT INBREEDING

DEMOCRATIC INBREEDING

 

John Kerry + Barrack Obama = 'Golden Voice' Ted Williams

Now that is funny!

 

Friday, March 11, 2011 8:24:28 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |