# Saturday, July 31, 2010

Subject: FW: New GM car

 

New for 2011

  

The New GM (Government Motors)  

Proudly Introduces

The 2011 Obummer

This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises.  

It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.  

It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.  

The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.

Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL  

It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway! 

Saturday, July 31, 2010 6:30:31 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Subject: FW: Hottest toy of 2010.....PLUS TAX

Be the first one on your block...

The Obama Talking Bullshitter Doll
Speaks endless combinations of bullshit lines

95% of all Americans will see a tax cut
I've been to 57 states!
I speak fluent Austrian and Mexican
Don't blame me, I inherited this mess!

- Gray teflon suit (so nothing sticks to him)
- Special "pull my finger" voice activation
- Made in China
- Speaks many languages such as Austrian, Mexican, and Arabic
- Comes with FREE Joe Biden "Gaffemaster" keychain recorder
- FREE optional flag lapel pin
- built in USB port for direct connectivity to The Telepropter
Order now!
1-800-GO-ACORN

Wednesday, July 14, 2010 4:34:38 AM (Central Daylight Time, UTC-05:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Thursday, May 13, 2010

Subject: FW: If George Bush was an idiot

If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes? 
 
 If George W. Bush had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to take Laura Bush to a play in NYC, would you have approved? 
 
 If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan's holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved? 
 
If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky? 
  
 If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia , would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a  minor slip? 
  
 If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current in their income taxes, would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had stated that there were 57 states in the United States , would you have said that he is clueless.
 

 
If George W. Bush would have flown all the way toDenmark to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics would benefit him walking out his front door inTexas , would you have thought he was a self important, conceded, egotistical prick. 
   
 
If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the 5th of May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment? 
  
 If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word "advice" would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a dunce he is? 
  
 If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on Earth Day, would you have concluded he's a hypocrite? 
 
 If George W. Bush's administration had okayed Air Force One flying low  over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown    Manhattan  causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually  get what happened on 9-11? 
  
 If George W Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in    New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue  with claims of racism and incompetence? 
  
 If George W. Bush had created the position of 32 Czars who report directly to him, bypassing the House and Senate on much of what is happening in America , would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have approved? 
  
 If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved? 

So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 14 months -- so you'll have two years and eight months to come up with an answer.

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# Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Subject: FW: 2 pictures worth 1000 words

Here is what Obama needs set up to talk to a few
school children.  Not much room for kids. 

Still needs to have the teleprompters.
The secret service guy in back keeps eyes out for
any terrorist-type-8-year-old with tea partying parents.
 

 

our tax money HARD at work



  

Here’s what the last guy needed. 

 

Tuesday, March 09, 2010 7:00:37 PM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  | 
# Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Subject: FW: Obama's portable teleprompters

President Obama, on his last trip overseas, did not have room for his teleprompters.  The ingenuity of the US government created a ultra-portable custom helmet teleprompter unit for him:

Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:55:41 AM (Central Standard Time, UTC-06:00)  #    Disclaimer  |  Comments [0]  |